New York: Gallery Books / Simon & Schuster, (2016) dj. SIGNED hardcover first edition - The author's first book under this pseudonym. Set in San Francisco, during the course of a single day, this is the story of "a quirky, socially awkward man goes on a quest to find his wife a last-minute Christmas gift and encounters several distractions including bumping into his ex-girlfriend who may have been the one who got away." SIGNED on the title page and dated in the year of publication. Author's postscript. 280 pp. ISBN: 978-1501126802.