New York: TOR / Tom Doherty Associates, (2009). SIGNED first edition - Emmy-nominated television screenwriter's first novel for young adults, a story which one review called "An unabashedly silly send-up of paranormal romance novels. When two high school girls arrive at school to find that most of the student body has been turned into zombies, and when the principal asks them to get along with the zombies, he gives them "3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising: Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies. Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality. Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way." SIGNED on the title page and dated in the year of publication. 253 pp. ISBN: 978-0765320407.